Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
*beckon the person over with your index finger* I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.
Hey, did you know I'm an astronaut? My next trip is to Uranus.
Are you a fan of Pokemon because I'd love to Pikachu.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
If snowflakes were kisses I'd send you a blizzard!
You have 209 bones in your body... do you want another?
Do you work at UPS, because I swear you were just checking out my package.
Do you want to see something swell?
Wanna come over to myspace and twitter all over my yahoo until I google all over your facebook?
You must be a parking ticket because you have “fine” written all over you!
I'm like a rubrics cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
I'm 5 foot 9 inches. Now enough about the five feet, lets talk about the nine inches.
How heavy is a polar bear? ...heavy enough to break the ice!
That shirt is quite becoming of you. If I were on you I'd becoming too.
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Back in 2003 I burned a disk of my computer files. It was a good thing too, because that computer and its hard drive is long gone now, and I had a lot of art and stories that I saved that way. The best part was the mass of old art files I found on there, a lot of them almost painful to look at now. However, there also was an image I once considered to be the best picture I ever made. I still think it is quite good, especially since I made it when I was about 13.
Larger Image Here: Click Me!
I still like that image a ton actually. The only downfall is the color blemishes on the lettering, which I messed up with white-out and then had to try to make presentable. Oh well, art is just like that sometimes.
